What if Taco Bell had a happy hour...think about how much money they would make...

I wish my bed was a magic carpet

Twenty-five dollars?! This hour isn't happy!

I have more connections than AT&T

How badass would it be if I booked Chuck Norris for my birthday next year?

Dude how cool would it be if we could get my dog a cell phone?


See that's what I was talking about when I said there could be different kinds of rape!! That was the happy kind.