AJ: "How much are jello shots?"

Bartender: "A dollar each"

AJ: "Great, I'll take a dozen"

Jack: "Wow...that's like...twelve dollars"

Dude, if I had a pager that would be so baller!

You and me are like Barney the Dinosaur...and that other dinosaur

Imagine you got paid $500 every time you gave someone a blowjob

What if there were different kinds of rape? ...that would be cool

70% of girls have tried anal. Of that 70%, half of them would try it again.  So what I'm saying is...you should try it