Hey what's up, girl? What's your favorite word?

I wish they had VIP parking at Walmart

She's so beautiful, if I look at her for more than five minutes, I'll start crying.

Even though I hate the smell of Abercrombie and Fitch, I would SO go in there right now and fistpump to David Guetta!


First she was gold, then she was bronze...and how she's super like a power ranger!!
(in reference to our friend Tessie's tan)